Is James Thompson the Prophesized Bridge for the Super Hluk Belt

The offspring of the Eastern org emerged not like a child, but like a dream, and in that Dream Minowaman came forth as the essence of Super Hluk incarnate. And the Dream child of the eastern org was protective when announcing its upcoming battles because it did not want the evil org to know, because the evil org is filled with jerks and if they learned too soon that a promising fight were about to occur they would throw hordes of money on one of the potential participants to lure them into the evil org where they would summarily destroy their careers and thus monopolize the industry of mixed martial arts so as to further assassinate the integrity of the sport. It was for this reason that the dream child of the now deceased but not forgotten eastern org jealously guarded the names of all prospective opponents for the Super Hluk belt. Now, only a few weeks before one of their upcoming events, rumors began to emerge about the next opponent to vie for the belt, and his name was James Thompson. James was known as he who looks like a juggernaut but fights like a kitten. He who has both a chin of brittle glass and hands of billowy feathers. He who bumbles like a bee but stings like a butterfly.

James Trying His Best

Now many believers in the prophecy were elated to hear that James would be the Minowaman’s next opponent. But some were disheartened, for all knew that James could not possibly defeat Minowaman. This was problematic to their hearts because it was well known that Minowaman would no longer fight outside of Japan where he had fallen to Earth from Splash heaven, but if the prophecy were to come to fruition the belt would need to leave Japan so as to arrive in good western org. But how could he, James, who roars like a lion but attacks like bunny possibly defeat Minowaman, who has been cursed to never find love because he leglocks even in his sleep? But the answer to the believers in the prophecy is that whether or not James is the one prophesized to deliver the belt to the Good Western org, no one can beat Minowman unless Minowaman has decided that his opponent is worthy enough of a person to hand over the belt by taking a dive in the fight. And many believe that James is the man that Minowaman will select for a couple of reasons. One reason being that the evil org will never attempt to recruit James Thompson who could hit a puppy in the face at full force 100x and the puppy would fall peacefully asleep as if it’s belly were being rubbed. Thus if the belt were with James, perhaps he could be signed by the good western org without threat of an Evil org dirty tactic. That being said, its no guarantee as the evil org has also signed the likes of Phil Baroni who was coming off a loss, Mark Coleman who was coming off of a loss etc etc despite proselytizing that they only sign the best of the best. Nonetheless, James Thompson would make a fantastically comfortable, injury free win for any HW in the good org who would then deliver the belt to the Fedor so as to feed the Fedor the necessary power to retrieve the Saku belt and save the integrity of MMA!