The Source of the Legend of the SAKU belt

Not them, but pretty close.

It came to pass that I was blogging while at a local coffee establisment. It so happened upon this day that I came upon two of the Evil Overlord's brainwashed minions awaiting their order of coffee drink. I knew immediately they were in fact minions for they were fully garbed in their minion uniforms (TapOut shirts). And so it was that I overheard their minionesque conversation:

Minion 1: "I love fire and skulls and stuff."
Minion 2: "Yes, I concur, fire and skulls are of great satisfaction to me. I love it almost as much as I love training UFC."
Minion 1: "For certain, for certain. It goes without saying that I love training UFC, for it is superior to all others. You know what I hate? Fedor."
Minion 2: "Yes, I hate Fedor as well. And I believe he is terrible at fighting UFC."
Minion 1: "Oh it feels good to me that we are so agreeable. I believe we would make Dana White proud and that Dana White would like both of us very much. I have an idea, let us ignore the many many top ten ranked fighters that Fedor has fought and defeated for that is convenient to us."
Minion2: "Let us also ignore that litany of past UFC champions he has fought and defeated, for that too is convenient for us."
Minion1: Yes than I say to thee let us only ever acknowledge his fights against Zulu, Hong Man Choi and Matt Lindland and pretend as if those are the only three people he has ever fought, for that is also quite convenient to our beliefs."

It was after this final statement that I who transcribe the prophecies facepalmed. Although it was not my intention, the facepalm was apparently loud enough to attract the attention of Dana's dumb-ass minions. Over my shoulder they saw my Blog and they demanded to know, "Say you, tell us, are you the one who prophesied about the rise of a small org to compete with our favorite org."

"No, it was not I who prophesied the rise of a small org, I am merely a scribe of the prophesy, I do not however have the power of prophesy" I replied unto the brutes.

"Tell us then, we beseech you, who is the prophesier for that we should confront him."

It was then that I called them over and brought up before them an motion image from the land of YouTube.

"There I say to you. The prophecy is there before you. From its beginning to its end."

The dumb-ass minions watched the prophecy but were not able to understand it and they said unto me: "We watch the prophecy but we do not understand it."

"Of course you do not understand it, but the prophecy which began to unfold on March 25, 2001 was foretold here in this moderately popular 1996 music video by the band Era. The prophecy is revealed in symbol and metaphor so that it may confuse dumb-asses, but to those that are purist fans of MMA, the prophecy is quite clear, so clear in fact that I know how it will end."

"Tell us then how it will end," they pleaded, but I did not tell them, I simply laughed and encouraged them to subscribe to my blog.